Terd – “McDonalzheimers”
McDonalzheimers (McDonald’s+Alzheimer’s): A condition, prevalent among parents of young children, where the afflicted forgets every eatery but McDonald’s Mcdonalzheimers eg…
Terd 9/18 – “WithdraWal Mart”
WithdraWal Mart (Withdrawal+Wal Mart): Condition resulting from paying too much for groceries at a store other than Walmart WithdraWal Mart…
Rime of the Alphabet
Listen, words have become more than a passion for me. Back in November twenty ought sixteen, I started tutoring Chinese…
Terd 9/13 – “Grammurder”
Grammurder (Grammar+Murder): Writing w/grammar so bad that the writer symbolically kills the written page. Grammurder eg Gal: *Opens letter from…
The Birth of Grammirth!
The title rhymes and you know it does. I’ve started a new blog devoted to words. That doesn’t mean the
TO FALL IN LOVE…COUNTY
Hello, Internet, I composed a short story for a short story competition. I’m publishing that story here, so that you
The Hierarchy of Suck and a Two Headed Duck (that rhymes and you know it does)…
“You’re one of the good ones…[insert name]” – Ren, the comically cantankerous cartoon Chihuahua Very broadly, there are three types
Dialectical Menialisms #II: Before and After
We often reckon time in terms of before and/or after some remarkable event. Notable examples include B.C. and A.D., the
A really long title so that I can test whether it works on Twitter
this blog has no educational or entertainment value (enducationment?). It is a test. It is only a test. Please do
RIP Chris Cornell
Growing up in the 90s, Soundgarden were my Beatles. Chris Cornell’s piercing wail was the voice of rock and roll
My Brain Injourney 