Mass Shooter Profiles
As reported LAST WEEK, I’ve started to compile a database of mass shooter profiles. I didn’t get near as much
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Terd 10/21 – “Complimaint”
Complimaint (Complaint+Compliment): 1 Praise with undertones of discontent 2 Critical comment that’s unintentionally encouraging ? Complimaint eg 1 Gal: Not…
Terd 10/18- “Ingestigation”
Ingestigation (Ingest+Investigation): The stomach’s process for deciding to send food up or down e.g. Dude: You’re looking a little green.…
Terd 10/16 – “Hospitility”
Hospitility (Hostility+ hospitality): Initially describes a warm sentiment, but ends with animosity eg *On phone* Gal: We’d be delighted if…
Terd 10/13 – “Accidentalliteration”
Accidentalliteration (Accidental+ alteration): Unintentionally say every word with the same sound eg mother: Where’d you go? Son: With Will, we…
Terd 10/11 – “Sweath”
Terd – Sweath (Sweat+Death): Demise of a device due to excessive sweat ? Sweath eg Guy: I broke my favorite earbuds…
Terd 10/6 – “Kleenexcavate/ion”
Kleenexcavate/ion (Kleenex+Excavate): Using a tissue & finger to thoroughly probe and remove boogers from your nose Kleenexcavate/ion eg *Kid with…
Terd 10/03 – “Digresst”
Digresst (Digress+Digest): To display some form of digestion burp, vomit, etc.), causing the dialogue to veer off topic Digresst eg…
Terd 9/27- Caffeinient
Caffeinient (Caffeine+Convenient): A fortunate coincidence where a coffee hound runs into someone w/coffee ? Caffeinient eg Gal *bedraggled*: “You find…
Terd – “McDonalzheimers”
McDonalzheimers (McDonald’s+Alzheimer’s): A condition, prevalent among parents of young children, where the afflicted forgets every eatery but McDonald’s Mcdonalzheimers eg…
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