Four score and seven years ago (or thereabouts), _ put a hold on a book in the Library.
Now it is my esteemed pleasure to inform you that that book, so conceived and so dedicated, is ready to be checked out. We are met on a great landscape called the Internet. We have come to the portion of this message where I tell you that s/he has until DATE to pick up this volume. It is altogether fitting and proper that I should do this.