An Alien Transmission, roughly translated

adhas;lhcsaklhvclskjhclk;sahnc HOLD FOR (STUDENT NAME) hakjhvkjads vjkashvkja dhv jkdahvk jdahv ad PICK UP BY (DATE) jkhl kdsh fkje ahvkjasdhf ea.

Fhdafjsljkfhkjeafsakf,
Jarrett

P.S. kjdjdk vaslkjv sd;lkjvds vlsdkjvkl;zdj klvkdj; glkje