Once upon a time, there was a library assistant who sent out hold reminders. This dude enjoyed writing creative vignettes to inform the reading teacher that one of their students had a book ready in the library. After weeks of imaginative tales of robots, time travel, and bird translation, his imagination gland started to run short on balderdash juice, that crucial enzyme for waxing creatively. As such, he was forced to simply give the facts: * by WEDNESDAY 10/26.