Today, I tweeted the following terd (term + word: word made by combining two other words) –
Clarissed (Clarity + pissed (drunk), which means: thinking very clearly while drunk.

I usually follow this up with an example of how it would be used. Such as –

Threatertainment (Threat + Entertainment): Entertainment that is potentially harmful.

Example- Salesman: “3D TV may cause seizures.”
Customer:”That’s Threatertainment!

I can’t think of an example in 140 characters or less, so I thought I’d ask you to help me. Leave a comment with your example for “clarissed”.