The Rest of the Story, The Jarretts Inside the Jarrett, and ""Timesavers #1""

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Believe it or not, having a brain injury is not all fun and games. Let me take a moment to give you the rest of the story –

I’ve addressed this first point comically, I called it CRAM (Cognitive Random Access Memory – find that post here). The truth is, it’s exhausting. There are four personalities in my head: 

1. “Therapist Jarrett” (The-Jar) – this guy is always telling me that there is certainly a more therapeutic method of accomplishing whatever it is that I have been be doing. You see, I’ve worked with A LOT of therapists; off the top of my head, I recall eight physical therapists, four occupational therapists, five speech therapists and three personal trainers. Every single one of those therapists left an imprint in my psyche (“Nose over toes” (occupational), “Slow and steady wins the race” (physical), “Sing along with your daughter” (speech) ).

EVERY time I stand up, “Nose over toes” rings through my head. EVERY time I engage in an activity, I have to remind myself “slow and steady wins the race.” EVERY time I’m in the car with my daughter, The-Jar gets after me to sing along.

The-Jar is a left hand Nazi. He’s constantly ridiculing me (“you could’ve used your left hand for that…”).
My left hand is painfully slow and pretty darn clumsy; tasks performed by that arm/ hand take a while, which upsets…

…2.” Taskmaster Jarrett” (Ta-Ja), this personality cannot be pleased; I can ALWAYS wake up earlier, make more preparations or find more efficient shortcuts. The-Jar  always says, “Slow and steady wins the race!” Ta-Ja replies, “What in hell are you blabbering about? You just wasted 4.6 seconds thinking of such rubbish!” 

These two personalities dominate my actions. Every movement has a purpose, be it for therapy or economy. When you see me doing something, Ta-Ja and The-Jar  have carefully planned it out. Can it be done therapeutically? Can it be done any faster? Can I do something else at the same time? Adding to the commentary, but unable to take action is…

…3.  “The Jarrett that was” (TJTW) likes to jump in to analyze how things should be or what I would be doing. This personality is the “Debbie Downer” of the bunch. He is all the more frustrated that he can’t make me do. TJTW has two modes of thinking – 1. “If this had never happened…” This is where he makes me contemplate how everything might be different (still married, another kid, still teaching/coaching, etc.). 2. “What I would be doing…” This thought pattern is more immediate. For instance, when I drive by the tennis courts at the school where I coached, TJTW makes me think I’d be coaching and playing right now if this had never happened.

The three of these personalities make it difficult for…

…4. “The Jarrett that is” (TJTI) to figure out what he wants. If anything, TJTI simply wants the other three to calm down. In essence, TJTI only exists to moderate the tyrannical urges of the other three.
I will go into more detail concerning the many Jarretts inside the Jarrett in the next few entries in a series that I will call “Morning Fun Time with Four Jarretts.” 

Moving on, all four Jarretts have to deal with a body that continues to show signs of brain injury; most notably tremors. This is something that I, I, I and I have come to accept as “normal.” That said, it may look painful or annoying – but it’s just another part of TJTI. However, I do wonder what others think when they see me shaking. I am starting to believe that when people say that I don’t sound as bad as I think they are being honest, as opposed to being polite and sparing my feelings. Maybe it’s the same way with the shaking, but I still wonder.

At this time, I would like to introduce a new segment from Cavernofmymind industries – a segment that I will call ““Timesavers””. There are two sets of quotation marks -one to introduce this new segment, and the other to suggest that anything listed in this category is really not saving any time at all. As I have said previously, Ta-Ja is big on saving time. Sometimes he convinces me to do something pretty ridiculous to save 3 seconds. The question becomes what is more ridiculous? The task itself, or the fact that I sometimes actually do it. Here we go:

“Timesaver #1” “A Shirt Bag Built for Poo”

I recently ordered some clothes from Old Navy. I decided that I wanted to wear one of those shirts that was still in the plastic packaging. Ta-Ja saw the bag and suggested that I could put the bag in my back pocket to use as a baggy to pick up my dog’s droppings when I took her for a walk later that morning. Ta-Ja convinced me to take this action by explaining that I would save time not having to go out of my way to throw the bag away. I would also be a ready to go once we hit the door. This sounds ridiculous, right? Did I do it? Oh yeah! Probably saved me 6 seconds! Cha-ching! I do this sort of thing all the time. I plan to make this a regular part of this blog.
Until then… Ciao!




  1. Um…how am I the 1st to like this?
    This speaks to me. Obviously, since you knew to guide me here. How brotherly /sisterly and companiony is it to my post?
    I like all of the Js in your modified brain.
    They’re delightful, and cheeky and a bit mean and nasty to you but all with good intentions.
    As I KEEP saying to you ..I’m re-reading this.

    1. Good question – I’ve been at this blogging thing for over seven years now. I don’t think I’ve quite figured it out. One thing I’m learning, you have to appreciate others and they’ll appreciate you. Ergo, my exchanges with you. You gets lots of comments. What’s the secret?

      1. There is no secret, J.
        I can only tell you what I do which is basically 3 things as I’ve identified them.
        1. I write posts that give me aching butterflies in my stomach while writing and after pressing publish. I know that they’ll get reactions because I poured parts of me into them.
        2. I read blogs and comment meaningfully and honestly and try to speak to parts of the person I’ve gleaned from their post.
        3. I always, always respond to comments and with as much reciprocity as I can muster.

        You’re so talented and insightful in your thinking.
        I wouldn’t presume to advise you on anything. Keep connecting as we did and I can’t see where you’d go wrong.

      2. If only all commenters were as well-spoken, complimentary, and courteous as you have been. I find myself checking my blog and my email far more often than I once did to see if Maria has commented. I am committing to seeking out and investing time in 1 to 2 new blogs every week. Gotta put the time in, and hell, I might learn something or meet good people like you.

      3. Aw that is very sweet and charming of you to say.
        But there’s only one me, I’m afraid. Often imitated, never duplicated 😂

        I really enjoy talking with you as I said and I think you seeking out new blogs and interacting will increase your blogging enjoyment no end. You’ll see.

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