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Obi-Wan isn't pictured, he had to go to the bathroom. 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Instead of hiding or pretending that I'm no different, I encourage the students to come talk to me if they have a question. I want to think that I'm an ambassador for the disabled. Hopefully, these students will apply what I've tried to teach them to others with disabilities.
I included the last bullet because I've had some students speak very loudly and very slowly to me. You see, they have to tell me their student ID number to check out a book. In previous years, a student or two would speak to me as if I was unable to type and listen at the same time.
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(temple)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-08T14:33:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2009/07/01/the-diagnosis/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-26T17:18:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2009/07/01/the-er/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-26T17:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2009/07/01/how-it-began/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-26T17:09:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/08/20/preoccupation-alliteration/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-20T18:33:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/08/16/crazy-jarretts-video-conversion/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-16T21:59:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/08/05/tbi-is-truly-stunning-botox-images/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-07-25-09-28-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>*GASP*</image:title><image:caption>The True Face of Pain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-07-25-09-28-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>*POKE!*</image:title><image:caption>Notice that the bottom of my foot STILL has a needle in it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-07-25-09-28-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>*INDEED!*</image:title><image:caption>On a more seriouser note, notice the curl of my toes. They do this all the time, it gets pretty painful. Botox injections help make it a lot more manageable. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-07-25-09-28-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>*STAB!*</image:title><image:caption>Notice that the bottom of my foot has a needle in it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-07-25-09-25-00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Foot</image:title><image:caption>Notice that the bottom of my foot ain't got no needle in it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-07-25-09-26-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me</image:title><image:caption>Notice that I'm not wincing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-25T15:12:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/07/30/birth-flaming-golf-balls-from-my-nostrils-and-other-curiousities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fiery-gbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fiery GBs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2013-07-22-23-23-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spicy Wasabi</image:title><image:caption>This should come with a warning label</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2013-07-20-21-32-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Box Cutter"</image:title><image:caption>Cuts boxes AND...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2013-07-20-21-30-50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Comb</image:title><image:caption>Notice how it looks like
a comb</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2013-07-22-23-22-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spicy Wasabi</image:title><image:caption>This should come with a warning label</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2013-07-20-21-37-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoooooth</image:title><image:caption>...smoooooth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2013-07-20-21-33-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>An Open Box</image:title><image:caption>A box that has been opened</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2013-07-20-21-30-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Box</image:title><image:caption>Not much else to say about this one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/big-box-egypt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Cereal</image:title><image:caption>We're gonna need a bigger bowl</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-30T16:36:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/07/28/quinnism-compendium-v2-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/q36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Q36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/q45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Q45</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T01:30:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/07/23/jarrett-the-electrician-or-why-im-so-electrifying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_9901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9901</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-23T16:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/07/02/oh-the-iron-y-and-the-root-of-the-problem/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-03T18:50:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/06/26/two-b-minuses-a-and-the-pain-refrain/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-26T03:00:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/06/24/feel-feel-feel-feel-feel-feel-my-heat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/imag0837.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Backplate through the back of case</image:title><image:caption>Notice the expertly placed electrical tape</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/imag0835.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stock fan</image:title><image:caption>"I'm no longer cutting the mustard"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/imag0832.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My dog, Lily</image:title><image:caption>"It is a little warm in here"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/imag08331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CPU fan...</image:title><image:caption>...goes to the nail salon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/imag0833.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CPU fan...</image:title><image:caption>...goes to the nail salon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-07-30T02:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/06/19/b-a/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-19T16:34:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/06/15/whats-behind-that-friggin-door/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-15T21:24:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/06/13/one-pair-of-glasses-to-rule-them-all/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-13T01:12:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/06/04/twas-the-night-before-surgery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_7940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and Dr.Whits</image:title><image:caption>His hands have been on my mind (literally)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/imag0820.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pirate Jert</image:title><image:caption>ARGHH! Me gun is ever loaded!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T23:52:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/05/28/hoo-dint-and-talking-to-a-guy-but-not-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/imag0817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0817</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/imag0816.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patch on Left Eye Jarrett</image:title><image:caption>I call this one "Patch on Left Eye Jarrett" because the patch is on my rig...err, left eye</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/imag0815.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patch on Right Eye Jarrett</image:title><image:caption>I call this one "Patch on Right Eye Jarrett" because the patch is on my right 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1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/icepacks2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Look Back, pt. 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-05T18:09:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://braininjourney.com/2013/03/11/so-many-magical-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/17921-funwithdragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17921-funwithdragon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/40c0e-imag0750.jpg</image:loc><image:title>40c0e-imag0750</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/a8d50-2012-10-1504-35-53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a8d50-2012-10-1504-35-53</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funwithdragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So Many Magical Things!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/imag0750.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So Many Magical Things!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://braininjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2012-10-1504-35-53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So Many Magical 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